The dog who is currently having a holiday at our house did the massivest, smelliest poo I have ever seen – inside FFS
I still am not sure if we are able to afford to go to DPCON12 FFS
Dexter pooed in his underwear. And told me about it.
Me: did you poo in your undies?
Him: Yeah, my poo in my undies. FFS
My pram didn’t sell at the tender centre and now I have to try and sell it on facebook FFS
I’m turning 24 this weekend and I still have no idea where my life is headed FFS
NO ONE in my family has offered help after my last FFS Friday post FFS
I have actually asked if Dex can go for a sleep over at Nanna and Grandad’s – with a big fat NO as the answer from Grandad. Pat’s parents would JUMP at the chance to have Dex for a night FFS
Lola is 7 months and still waking 4 times a night FFS
Dex is having a massive regression with toilet training. See above FFS
And to top it all off. I just found poo under my finger nails. And yes, I did wash my hands. And no, it’s not mine. FFS
Linking up with Dear Baby G to complain about my first world problems from this week.